31
Aug

Carolin Belling GO F*&@ YOURSELF!

Carolin Belling, the replied message seems to have “postmaster delivery” failed to your address

So I’ll tell you the message now GO F^&# YOURSELF@ HOTMAIL.com You Spamming Junkie.

I do what I want and what I think is appropriate on my website.  I think you’re a Spammy Pollution Bitch. When you grow up and away from the internet rock from which you came from you too can do what you want with your website.  I don’t know you, and don’t care to.

Love

Jaimee Lee-Baggley

30
Aug

FAN-MALE

THIS EMAIL WAS SENT TO ME BY A MAN IN AN “OPEN RELATIONSHIP” WHO WAS SO INSECURE THAT HIS WIFE HAD A LOVER AND HE DIDN’T THAT HE DECIDED TO ASSAULT ME WITH HORRIBLE POETRY.   If you are a man who wants to scare a woman by using the internet, please employ the following prose for your arsenal :

Written by Edwin whose real name is actually Rob:

good evening lady,

i hope your well as your reading this note. good to have hung out with you last night.

monday 9:33

good morning lady,

thought of you often throughout my day and night.

i have sampled your sensuality

the sounds you create.

i want to take your hand now.

can we meet?

HE THEN TOOK THIS PICTURE OF ME AT A GIG AND SENT IT TO ME

JAIMEE: ANSWER… sorry no.  I didn’t realize you were straight at the time that we met, and you also have a wife.  Just can’t be picking up this smack you be putting down but I thank you kindly for the photograph

30
Aug

Thanks to Daria

Thank you to Daria, you know which one.

It’s nice to know someone whose watched me play cares about my well being even when I’m not playing.

Thank you for support and friendship

thank you for being a friend (cue Golden girls theme song)

30
Aug

Transparency

Growing up I wanted to be a spy.  The glamor, intelligence, cunning, mindfulness. But then I grew up to be an entertainer and musician.  It’s too bad I i didn’t get my first pic.   I don’t know about this gig as a musician.  Sometimes the other musicians or employers aren’t so transparent.   It’s kind of like… well it’s kind of like what it would be like to be a spy

26
Aug

Dear Spammers Be Ashamed

Dear Spammers

Oh Alicia, I have your email address. You people should be ashamed of yourself, it’s worse then telemarketting. I know what it’s like to shamelessly promote yourself, I’m an artist and enterprising person myself, but just stop it. It’s intellectual pollution and gives all the rest of us internet people a bad rap. If you can’t find anything to share in a community or to trade in a business than get off the internet and stop spamming. I imagine a can of ham mixed with horse hair in a jar or whatever real spam is feels pretty ashamed of itself as well if a tin can could have feelings

Not love Always
Jaimee

18
Aug

Dear Elfriede

Can you read this post any better?

There’s been a comment it is hard to get some of website to display well on Blackberry format. I’m not sure as to why but I’ll look into it.  IN the mean while please let me know if this print helps

Thank you

Jaimee

17
Aug

An Article About Annie Written for Fredda Mano

I posted an article for Fredda Mano on the blog on this site (SEE TOP OF PAGE FOR BLOG).  I can’t remember how to spell your name Fredda but I hope that an article will make it up to you.  Please enjoy

j

17
Aug

EMAIL FROM A FAN

Dear Online Readers

Other than changing the name to protect the privacy of this  “fan” the following email is what I so graciously received after posting some of my music on an online music website.  Success!

“HELLO DEAR
How are you? i hope all is well with you, i hope you may not know me, and i
don’t know who you are, My Name is Miss INSERT NAME HERE, i am just
browsing i just saw your Email in (www.SOME_MUSIC_RELATED_WEBSITE.com) it seams like some thing touches me all over my body, i started having some feelings in me which i have never experience in me before, so i became interested in you, l will also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email to my email address (RANDOM_ASS_EMAIL@yahoo.com). so l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
Sincerely
INSERT NAME HERE”

6
Aug

WHAT MY INTERESTS ARE ON AN ONLINE DATING SITE

pianos traveling traveling pianos
hair gel brazilian things conversation about pickles
judging people unfairly marine reptiles sushi
dim sum french things men with over bites
scrabble sexy times puzzles with horses or cats on them
4
Aug

Okay, here are some of the covers for the set lists of the Montreal dates of the tour.

Golden Girls Theme Song

TM Revolutions Invoke PV

(among others) the last one is really hard